Posts Tagged ‘Randomn Ridiculousness’

Bumbling Cops Miss Perp

October 9, 2008

Posted by Bossip Staff

The Popo had a burglar right in their clutches and could not take him in:

A persistent perp – suspected in a half-dozen burglaries on Staten Island – returned to the scene of the crime last night to break into a safe he left behind the night before, sources said. The black-clad burglar entered the Todt Hill home of a jeweler Tuesday night, swiping gems and money, and noticed the safe. He didn’t have the right tools, so he returned at 7 p.m. last night to crack it open. But just as he went about his work, the family spied him in the master bedroom from a neighbor’s home, sources said. They called 911, and within seconds, cops arrived, briefly trapping the burglar before he leaped from a second-floor window. Cops nabbed him when he landed, but he managed to slip free and run into nearby woods.

“Here we go again,” said one neighbor, recalling the infamous stealth-like “ninja robberies” that plagued Staten Island in 2007.

“He ran off like a gazelle,” said a person on the scene.

One-Time can’t catch a cold sometimes. Barney Fife muf*ckas. To jump out the second story window, do a monkey roll, and break into the forest means he is not, Rodney from 115th. Then again, you guys do remember the twin homo robbers who swam channels, and walked on tight ropes?




Miller Time Bloods??

October 9, 2008

Posted by Bossip Staff

The Miller Time Bloods of Brooklyn got popped recently:

Police arrested 13 gang members involved in a citywide drug and gun ring, authorities said yesterday. Undercover cops purchased more than $40,000 of crack and powder cocaine and seven guns in their probe of the so-called Miller Time Bloods, police said. The gang acted as wholesalers, selling drugs to street-level dealers in Bedford-Stuyvesant and Canarsie as well as in Queens and upper Manhattan, police said. Among the arrests, police this week busted Harold Stevenson, 42, Corey James, 40, and Joshua Middleton, 27, ranking members of the New York Bloods, authorities said. They will be charged with federal drug conspiracy and firearms trafficking, authorities said.

Nobody had any better ideas than the name Miller Time? St Ides, Olde English, hell even 211 Reserve Piru? Then again the fools are 42, and 40, still claiming a gang though. SMH


This Is The Guy That Beat Kimbo Slice???

October 8, 2008

Posted by Bossip Staff

Yes Bossip, this fairy in the dominatrix get up, Seth P., is the one that beat the famed street king, K-Slice. Tell us that ish is not suspect. We wonder what would happen in one of those, Kimbo backyard brawls with his pixie ass…SMH

More pics of this fruit cake below

Granny Is Moving The Work

October 7, 2008

Posted by Bossip Staff

Gran,Gran would move work with her daughter across borders in Europe, “we guess” she was in the car for respectability:

Ambrozine Heron, 77, and her daughter Paulette Chambers, 49, both of Smethwick, West Midlands, were arrested at the port of Dover in March. The court heard 16kg (35lb) of cocaine was found hidden in Heron’s specially-adapted Nissan Pathfinder. Heron was found guilty at Canterbury Crown Court while Chambers admitted her role and was jailed for 14 years. (more…)

The Juice Is Guilty!!!

October 4, 2008

Posted by Bossip Staff

Well, they found the Juice guilty yesterday. He is going to do some real time on this one:

13 years to the day after he was acquitted of the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown and her friend, Ron Goldman, former NFL running back O.J. Simpson was found guilty of kidnapping and armed robbery by a jury in Las Vegas, Nevada Friday night. The verdict was read just before 11 p.m. after prosecutors, defense attorneys, Simpson and codefendant Clarence Stewart gathered in the downtown courthouse. Simpson, 61, along with codefendant Clarence Stewart, 54, was convicted on all 12 counts just before 11pm. Simpson was handcuffed and led out of court. The panel of nine women and three men — none of them black — liberated more than 13 hours after listening to nearly three weeks of testimony. Their discussions had begun Friday morning. Prosecutors were successful in portraying Simpson as the mastermind of the alleged robbery of two sports collectibles dealers in a Las Vegas hotel room last year.

Orenthal is 61,  and now he has to do some time. We feel sorry for the kids, people knowing The Juice is your pops can not be good for popularity. OJ is a G though, he will meet more connects while locked up and come back a stronger gangsta then ever.


FunkyFlex Talks R-Kelly Again

October 1, 2008

Posted by Bossip Staff

Flex is just saying the truth about the Pied Pedo, and he handles the Worm question with class. Flex feels sorry for the girls Kells has tore up. We feel the same way, f*ck Kells!

For the direct link to the video click here…