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Hoe Sit Down

October 10, 2008

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We hope this sommabitch meets with someone his age while in jail. He called election officials using racial slurs:

Angered by a delay in the receipt of his voter registration card, a Louisiana man today threatened election officials, claiming that he urgently needed to cast a ballot to “keep the ni**er out of office,” according to police. Wade Williams, 75, was arrested this morning on a felony terrorizing charge after allegedly calling the Registrar of Voters and warning that he would come to the state office and empty his shotgun unless he got his registration card. Using profanity and racial slurs, Williams told a state official “about needing to vote to ‘keep the ni**er out of office,” according to an Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office affidavit.  After being arrested at his Monroe home, Williams was booked into the Ouachita Correctional Center. En route to the jail, he “continued his ‘tirade’ about ni**ers and also stated that he had a shotgun, but had it hidden at his residence,” reported Lt. Michael Judd.

He is probably already out, but his dixie whistling ass can’t stop the inevitable. His fugly scowl is comedy.

YES WE CAN!!!

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Milf Spice

October 10, 2008

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Melanie B is a hoe for attention. Eddie should be paying the bills, and with her director boyfriend, there should be no reason to model lingerie, but to please Bossip viewers. Here they are Bossip. Attention hoe!

You want more thumbing, check underneath the hood… (more…)

Terminator Terminates Donde West Bill

October 10, 2008

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Ex steroid user, and current bitch, Arnold “Terminator” Schwarzenegger, denied the Donde West bill:

SACRAMENTO — A measure intended to prevent cosmetic surgery-related deaths fell victim to a rash of vetoes Sunday by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. The bill was written after the death last November of Donda West, mother of rapper Kanye West. The 58-year-old woman died one day after breast reduction and liposuction surgery, and an autopsy found health problems, including high blood pressure and cardiac artery blockage. In vetoing the measure, Schwarzenegger said this summer’s historic, 85-day delay in passage of a state budget left him with time to enact only the highest-priority legislation for California. “This bill does not meet that standard, and I cannot sign it at this time,” states the veto message, which he applied to dozens of others Sunday.

The Terminators priorities do not rely with the tax payers, and this bill is a sketchy one. He already had Cali sucking through a straw with its own budget crisis a while back. He is of the same ilk of the Bush administration.

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Joe Son In A Gangbang Rape

October 10, 2008

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Joe Son here, was a Austin Powers henchman, and a Mixed Martial Arts fighter. The only thing Joe sun is fighting now, is numerous cases, one of them being sodomy:

Joe Son, 37 – who played shoe-tossing villain Random Task in the 1997 Mike Myers comedy – was fingered in a gang-rape case going back 17 years in California after his DNA matched evidence from the file, authorities said.  Sources said Son was serving time for a probation violation in an earlier vandalism case when the DNA hit came through. The victim in the vandalism case identified Son, who was charged with rape and sodomy, authorities said.

What we left out, is that he pistol whipped the girl he allegedly raped, and kidnapped her. Son is done for if convicted. Rapist always take the booty, demented bastards.

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Beyonce Talks Marriage, A Little

October 9, 2008

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Bey opened up a little about her relationship, here you go Stans, your fix for the day:

Is Beyoncé Knowles finally coming clean about her marriage to Jay-Z? The 27-year old singer, who has long dodged questions about her wedding and only recently started wearing a wedding ring, is opening up in the November issue of Essence magazine a little. “What Jay and I have is real,” she says. “It’s not about interviews or getting the right photo op.” Knowles, who is set to star in the upcoming Etta James biopic “Cadillac Records,” told the mag, “We’ve been together a long time, we always knew it would happen.” The couple wed on April 4 after six years of dating in a private ceremony followed by a star-studded affair at Jay-Z’s Tribeca apartment.

Knowles didn’t need her wedding to be “her big day” because, she says, “It’s been my day so many days already.”

Glad to see a confident couple do things on their terms. They are young, successful, black, and together. Haters are in line waiting to take cracks at them. Joe Camel hit the lotto when he chopped this one down.

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October 9, 2008

Posted by Bossip Staff

Bey opened up a little about her relationship, here you go Stans, your fix for the day:

Is Beyoncé Knowles finally coming clean about her marriage to Jay-Z? The 27-year old singer, who has long dodged questions about her wedding and only recently started wearing a wedding ring, is opening up in the November issue of Essence magazine a little. “What Jay and I have is real,” she says. “It’s not about interviews or getting the right photo op.” Knowles, who is set to star in the upcoming Etta James biopic “Cadillac Records,” told the mag, “We’ve been together a long time, we always knew it would happen.” The couple wed on April 4 after six years of dating in a private ceremony followed by a star-studded affair at Jay-Z’s Tribeca apartment.

Knowles didn’t need her wedding to be “her big day” because, she says, “It’s been my day so many days already.”

Glad to see a good couple, feeling confident, and doing things on their own terms. Jo Camel struck it rich when he chopped that Bey down.


Jesus Take The Wheel

October 9, 2008

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The buff DMX got picked up again. Livesteez says that, Rampage, was caught imitating a smoker:

According to TMX,Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has been picked up by police again. Sources say around 4:30 PM yesterday, friends who were hanging out with Rampage, waved down an Irvine police car after they were worried about his behavior. This, of course, following the insane chase the day before in which the UFC fighter hit several cars in his monster truck and was arrested at gunpoint.

We can not believe his ass is back in the driver’s seat, after the Cro-Magnon did this same kind of ish last time. His so called, Friends, lending a hand by waving one time down again looks suspect as well. SMH

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Randomn Ridiculousness:Brass Knuckled Over Boy

October 9, 2008

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Lil girls are scrapping more and more over boys, one of them used some brass knuckles in Killer Cal:

A dispute over a boy prompted a teenage girl to beat a romantic rival with a pair of brass knuckles, leaving the victim with broken bones and her face permanently disfigured, police said Wednesday. “They both looked like All-American girls, which was surprising to us,” said Lt. Jeff Pinney. “Usually you see brass knuckles used by gang members, not young girls.” He said Lynsie Elizabeth Caldwell, 18, of Hemet was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a dangerous weapon, infliction of great bodily injury, mayhem and torture. She was being held on $525,000 bail. The attack occurred Aug. 31 at a party where Caldwell encountered the 17-year-old victim, police said. “These two had a dispute for the last several months over a boy,” Pinney said. “So Caldwell finds the victim at the party, produces the brass knuckles and proceeds to pummel her repeatedly even after she was down.” The victim suffered facial fractures, a broken nose and numerous lacerations requiring stitches, Pinney said.
“It’s amazing to me that they still sell brass knuckles,” Pinney said. “They are illegal to possess, but are still sold at specialty shops.”

Hemet has about as much violence as any place in North Dakota. She busted the other lil girls face all the way up, with some old school brass knucks. Do you think the boy is going to give her some play when she gets out from serving a torture sentence?

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Bumbling Cops Miss Perp

October 9, 2008

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The Popo had a burglar right in their clutches and could not take him in:

A persistent perp – suspected in a half-dozen burglaries on Staten Island – returned to the scene of the crime last night to break into a safe he left behind the night before, sources said. The black-clad burglar entered the Todt Hill home of a jeweler Tuesday night, swiping gems and money, and noticed the safe. He didn’t have the right tools, so he returned at 7 p.m. last night to crack it open. But just as he went about his work, the family spied him in the master bedroom from a neighbor’s home, sources said. They called 911, and within seconds, cops arrived, briefly trapping the burglar before he leaped from a second-floor window. Cops nabbed him when he landed, but he managed to slip free and run into nearby woods.

“Here we go again,” said one neighbor, recalling the infamous stealth-like “ninja robberies” that plagued Staten Island in 2007.

“He ran off like a gazelle,” said a person on the scene.

One-Time can’t catch a cold sometimes. Barney Fife muf*ckas. To jump out the second story window, do a monkey roll, and break into the forest means he is not, Rodney from 115th. Then again, you guys do remember the twin homo robbers who swam channels, and walked on tight ropes?

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Miller Time Bloods??

October 9, 2008

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The Miller Time Bloods of Brooklyn got popped recently:

Police arrested 13 gang members involved in a citywide drug and gun ring, authorities said yesterday. Undercover cops purchased more than $40,000 of crack and powder cocaine and seven guns in their probe of the so-called Miller Time Bloods, police said. The gang acted as wholesalers, selling drugs to street-level dealers in Bedford-Stuyvesant and Canarsie as well as in Queens and upper Manhattan, police said. Among the arrests, police this week busted Harold Stevenson, 42, Corey James, 40, and Joshua Middleton, 27, ranking members of the New York Bloods, authorities said. They will be charged with federal drug conspiracy and firearms trafficking, authorities said.

Nobody had any better ideas than the name Miller Time? St Ides, Olde English, hell even 211 Reserve Piru? Then again the fools are 42, and 40, still claiming a gang though. SMH

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