Bumbling Cops Miss Perp

Posted by Bossip Staff

The Popo had a burglar right in their clutches and could not take him in:

A persistent perp – suspected in a half-dozen burglaries on Staten Island – returned to the scene of the crime last night to break into a safe he left behind the night before, sources said. The black-clad burglar entered the Todt Hill home of a jeweler Tuesday night, swiping gems and money, and noticed the safe. He didn’t have the right tools, so he returned at 7 p.m. last night to crack it open. But just as he went about his work, the family spied him in the master bedroom from a neighbor’s home, sources said. They called 911, and within seconds, cops arrived, briefly trapping the burglar before he leaped from a second-floor window. Cops nabbed him when he landed, but he managed to slip free and run into nearby woods.

“Here we go again,” said one neighbor, recalling the infamous stealth-like “ninja robberies” that plagued Staten Island in 2007.

“He ran off like a gazelle,” said a person on the scene.

One-Time can’t catch a cold sometimes. Barney Fife muf*ckas. To jump out the second story window, do a monkey roll, and break into the forest means he is not, Rodney from 115th. Then again, you guys do remember the twin homo robbers who swam channels, and walked on tight ropes?




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